Thomas L Robinson

Ah, Thomas L. Robinson Jr.! A man whose origin story began, as many epic tales do, in the bustling borough of Brooklyn, NY. But at the tender, *impressionable* age of nine, he upped sticks and ventured to the slightly less gritty shores of Long Island.

And what did Long Island greet him with? Not sunshine and lollipops, but Linda Blair's head-spinning performance in *The Exorcist*. Yes, you read that right, *nine years old*. While most kids were still arguing over who got the last cookie, young Thomas was busy acquiring nightmares so vivid they lasted for months. The upside? After surviving that cinematic trauma, literally *nothing* else could scare him. Talk about building resilience!

Perhaps as a coping mechanism, or maybe just because he had a delightfully dark imagination, Thomas discovered the joy of writing short stories. His audience, bless their hearts, consistently described them as either "excellent" or "twisted." Thomas, being the pragmatic artist he is, took both as glowing compliments.